Chick is putting on a fucking clinic over here. The chances of him ever feeling fulfilled from sex with another girl though? Mother fuckin' ZERO.
...you start ignoring things like ethics and morals and start focusing on getting all up in dat ASS.
Lifetime traumatizing complete. Hello psychotherapy for the next 25 years.
Real men take what they want. Take notes!
Now she's played in a band and had sex on camera before the age of 19. A round of applause!
Nobody is sure how he does it, and without a peek into his checking account we won't believe she's not being paid generously up front.
And she's squirting all over the place like a broken fire hose on top of it. This is taking outdoor fuckery to a whole new level on Japan can wish to reach again.
Kinda amazing what a girl in the next dorm over will do for the promise of a six pack and a full pack of Starbursts. Long live the 18-year-old mind.
It only happens in porn movies? Not anymore!
The following throat-damaging act is bound to happen, public or private. She brought this on herself.
Not huge, not small, we're talking just right. A claim that's hard to deny when she turns your slim jim into her own personal pogo stick.
Living in mom's basement at the age of 20 doesn't seem pretty cool at first. But then something like this happens.
Coming home with three different kinds of syphilis just doesn't have the same class that it used to. If it were 1992 he would've done this with a mullet.
Or at least the parts of her that can't be stitched back together by a surgeon?
Her vagina goes from 1 finger maximum capacity to stretch armstrong in 2.5 minutes. Dude just straight up don't give a shit.
Talking about family values.
The boners will rise with this one. And probably last longer than an overdose of Viagra because, DAMN this chick is the cutest cock toy I have ever laid eyes on.
Unfortunately I don't have the mental fortitude to deal with her bitching when I "accidentally" enter butthole valley.
15 hours worth of flying with a boner, but It would definitely going to be one of those stories you tell at every bar, every time, for the rest of your life.
That post-butthole stretching dirtiness she's trying to wash off isn't going anywhere. Welcome to the Internet honey - you're fucked.
Only one thing is going to teach him lesson. Well, maybe two things but the point is he'll never whip his nerd dick out at someone elses dinner table again.
What happens when your erection has reached skyscraper status but the girly is already zzz? You still have sex, that's what.
Well-known whore keeps the rumors flowing when she shacks up with the same guy that taught her advanced mathematics. Or tried to teach her.
Explosively self-staining your underoos is gonna happen one way or another when a girl like this wants to play hide-the-bellsprout.