15 hours worth of flying with a boner, but It would definitely going to be one of those stories you tell at every bar, every time, for the rest of your life.
That post-butthole stretching dirtiness she's trying to wash off isn't going anywhere. Welcome to the Internet honey - you're fucked.
Only one thing is going to teach him lesson. Well, maybe two things but the point is he'll never whip his nerd dick out at someone elses dinner table again.
What happens when your erection has reached skyscraper status but the girly is already zzz? You still have sex, that's what.
Well-known whore keeps the rumors flowing when she shacks up with the same guy that taught her advanced mathematics. Or tried to teach her.
Explosively self-staining your underoos is gonna happen one way or another when a girl like this wants to play hide-the-bellsprout.
Look at this fucking girl go! Think we can honestly say this is the best wax job your cock could ever get from a consensual act of sex. No, seriously.
And not for the better.
The average esphogous capacity on the female homosapien is 3 inches. Until this asshole went and destroyed the curve.
For such a looker she could have easily picked a better location to pop her weasel. Like a bed full of roses, or P.F. Changs dumpster perhaps.
Now she's played in a band and had sex on camera before the age of 19. A round of applause!
Talking about family values.
Such tightness at the age of 19 isn't unheard of. Trying to jam half a palm tree inside of you however is a different story.
Dick suckage without having to here her bullshit for the rest of the night? WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?
She didn't learn how to ride like this in math class.
You'd be lucky enough if she farted in your general direction. Actually penetrating that ass is a worthy of a lifetime achievement award.
This 19-year-old bag of giggles just moved into her first apartment. So naturally the primary thing to do is get naked and fuck in the kitchen.
Take one throat yogurt shot to the back of the throat and we're talking official amateur sex star status. But do what this girl does and you go global.
Talk about balls to the wall confidence. Two parental units and a very angry brother are only 15 feet away in all directions and he goes for gold.
Not everyday you see a girl of this caliber getting pounded in front of a cam. And thank fuck for that because I don't think my ball sac could handle it.
Don't let it stop you from trying if she ever throws a bone your way though. When you're built like this disappointment is to be expected in every sexual adventure.
I was going to making a crude reference to sex, relating her butthole to the entrance of a highway tunnel.. but thanks to her I need to take a nap.
The Jersey whore movement is in full swing thanks to a 5th season of Jersey Shore and it being above 50 degrees on the east coast. So where's ours!?
This 19-year-old bag of giggles just moved into her first apartment. So naturally the primary thing to do is get naked and fuck on live cam.